Bells should have started ringing after the week kicked off extremely productively. They REALLY SHOULD HAVE, but they didnxe2x80x99t. Probably because this is still Africa, and the only thing you can count on is that nothing goes according to plan. Especially when it comes to 1) depending on people; and 2) looking for any type of service. And of course, often these two are interlinked.
Things started going downhill on Wednesday, when The Passport Saga was exactly one week old. Seven days before, my passport and some money had been sent off to the Bangladesh High Commission in Nairobi (for lack of a facility closer to xe2x80x98homexe2x80x99), where they miraculously arrived last Monday (via the scenic route: Sierra Leone xe2x80x93 Senegal xe2x80x93 South Africa xe2x80x93 Kenya) and a visa was issued promptly. Getting the document back though, is not so simple. Despite having paid the exorbitant amount of over 360 dollars (US) to the – globally known but in Africa now seriously despised – parcel company with the red and yellow logo.
xe2x80x9cI sent an e-mail to Nairobi the day after you told me the package was ready. They responded that they were busy. I sent them another e-mail this morning [Friday] and now I am waiting for a response. Thatxe2x80x99s the procedure.xe2x80x9d
- xe2x80x9cI think you are going to call them now.xe2x80x9d
xe2x80x9cI have to wait for their response. Thatxe2x80x99s the procedure.xe2x80x9d
- xe2x80x9cYou are going to call them NOW.xe2x80x9d
The call is placed.
xe2x80x9cOh, you did not get the e-mail? But you ANSWERED the e-mail. Your response is in my mailbox.xe2x80x9d
Some talk on the other side.
xe2x80x9cBut I have the e-mail here. I will send it again, with your reply.xe2x80x9d
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xe2x80x9cOh, so you were busy. Well, can you send someone to the High Commission now, to pick up the package? Itxe2x80x99s urgent. Thank you.xe2x80x9d
I warn her: Itxe2x80x99s Friday afternoon in East Africa, when Muslims go for prayers, and probably donxe2x80x99t return to office after. I guess 99% of the HC staff is Muslim. She just gives me a blank stare. A few hours later, the lady calls back. xe2x80x9cThe courier went to the HC, but did not find anyone there. They were probably out for lunch.xe2x80x9d Or for prayers???
To be continued on Monday.
Saturday morning. My friend Jen shows malaria symptoms so we go to get her tested. The lack of professionalism at the lab is appalling and will not be detailed here. The good news, though, is that it isnxe2x80x99t malaria. The next question is: where to find an ear-nose-throat doctor in Freetown on Saturday? The answer we have four hours later: NOWHERE. Not in Emergency Hospital. Not in Choitram Hospital. Not in Bathhurst Clinic. Not in Connaught Hospital. In fact, we donxe2x80x99t necessarily need that ENT guy, just any doctor (this country has around 200 doctors for a population of over 6 million) who has that very-basic-instrument-with-the-little-light-with-which-you-can-look-into-ears. Right. Instruments are a rarity here. We end up downtown (taking 40 minutes to cover 3 kilometers) finding the ENT clinic, which is closed on weekends, but we do get the docxe2x80x99s number and he gives an emergency phone consultation and a promise to sort everything out first thing Monday morning.
Thatxe2x80x99s what you can get in terms of medical care. And we are lucky here, because we have an airconditioned car and money. Itxe2x80x99s pretty depressing, although I do admit Ixe2x80x99m not referring to poverty (I came to terms with that a long time ago), but to the lack of necessary services and especially the peoplexe2x80x99s mindset. Total apathy is never going to move this country (admittedly: continent, with a few exceptions) ahead.
And then of course there are the other, small things, that contribute to my current desire to throw in the towel once again (although I never really get to doing it): the generatorxe2x80x99s near-explosion followed by darkness, the office driver who doesnxe2x80x99t speak English, is illiterate and doesnxe2x80x99t really know town that well, the guy saying xe2x80x9cI love you, you are wonderful, I want to marry youxe2x80x9d the second you meet him (randomly on the street), running water which is still not exactly running, the armed robberies (xe2x80x98armedxe2x80x99 meaning: knives, machetes and broken bottles) which are on the increase because of the rainy season (two SL colleagues got robbed last week), the cleaning lady who is not coming to work because she had an xe2x80x98accidentxe2x80x99 (i.e.: her husband attacked her with a knife), and harvest time at the farm, which means eating a lot of bitter gourd, an xe2x80x98aquired tastexe2x80x99 which I havenxe2x80x99t managed too wellxe2x80xa6.
Today I also realized itxe2x80x99s been 4.5 continuous years (FOUR AND A HALF YEARS) in Africa, and seven years in total. I figure that at some point the damage the continent does to a Westener must become irreversible. God knows how close to that point I am… For now, itxe2x80x99s all about The Passport. The Passport is my ticket out of this place for about a month. Ixe2x80x99m looking forward to finally visiting Bangladesh. And enjoying a little luxury in Dubai on the way back. Sweet